I am not sure if you are aware of this or not, but those beautiful boxes you are delivering to me weekly that have the word FRAGILE printed directly on the box, are just that... FRAGILE.
Oh, and the wonderful scent that is drifting from said box into your dirty vehicle... is... wax.
Lesson #1 Do not throw my boxes around like they are filled only with packing peanuts. I watched you today... stop in front of my house, sit there for 35 minutes, get up, grab my box and literally pitch it from your seat to the ground. Oh, not once... twice. The next time I see you do that.. I might just claw your eyes out. Seriously.
Lesson #2 If you are going to deliver to my doorstep. Could you at least knock on my door and let me know you have arrived. Remember... wax?? Hot Oklahoma heat index of 115 today brother. I am sick of going to the door every hour to see if you have dropped off my package.
I wish you looked like Drew Carey instead of Mr. Beautiful Wonderful Stud.
Truly-
Jen
1 day ago
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hahahahaha. freaks. does he have black hair and maybe hes tan? blaaaah! anyway, i was thinking today when i got into my awful broke ass car if my smelly good tin came in yet or if it was still on backorder? please and thanks scentsy consultant
I am not sure I know the proper blog comment reply protocol. lol. I didn't know Kevin was from Ponca City, it was completely bananas to run into someone from the Okie state! Just a little over two weeks until I will be home =)
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